Too many pina coladas
While Thai ladies give you massage they always chat with eachother. In my head their conversations goes like this:
I've never seen ass that big. We should get paid by the pound for this one.
She probably drinks diet coke with her banana split too.
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What Phoneguy hears while rubbing a cushy bum:
(to the music of Fat Bottom Girls, by Queen)
Oh won't you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Here it and other Bawdy songs at the link.
Confidentially, Phoneguy loves a gal with plenty of padding. There truly is nothing worse than seeing a girl with no butt in tight jeans going up stairs in front of you.
by Telephoneman | 03.19.03 @ 01:40 AM
Sorry for the 2nd post, but you have to check out this great link as to why Cucumbers are Better than Men. It mentions Phuket.
hahaha.
by Telephoneman | 03.19.03 @ 01:47 AM
From what I've seen, you don't seem to have a large posterior. But even if you do, who cares? You have a guy that loves you for who you are.
That all that matters.
by Phildozer | 03.20.03 @ 07:43 AM