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As promised the photos from the sex shop. The entrance is shaped like a giant, well, umm, look for yourself.

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The English descriptions of various products for sale are below. I don't remember which description went with what type of product so just use your imagination:

    If a part sticks to the portion of a round hole through a penis vibe will operate!! When a feeling is good for the highest!!! Price Down!!

    It is this and clitoris is fitted exactly!! It is large reputation!!

    Bust up Jel – It’s a lotion with bust rise effect.
    Love Love Jel – This lotion is containg a sexual excitement pheromone.

“Why don’t they just have someone proof the translations?” you ask. To deprive me of my countless hours of amusement? . I say bring on the “bust rise, clitorally fitted, price down part”.

And, the moment you all have been waiting for, I present to you the Hello Kitty vibrator.

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The Japanese reads “masagi” (massage).

I even got a point card with my purchase.

Comments

heya Nadine & Tim! i had a good laugh reading those product descriptions! just wanna let you know how much i enjoy your site! (i got the link via hunkabutta) i love the layout, the fonts, the splash of colours and ALL the pictures on your site! i especially love the way you've put together your banner! just look at all the vibrant colours on those sumo wrestlers' garments!

keep up with the good work, guys :) i'll be sure to visit your site often from now on :)

cheers, April

Hello April,

Welcome to Tokyoshoes and thank you for the feedback. I am glad you have enjoyed the site. I have only been "blogging" for a short while so please stop back again. I plan to add new photos, new content all the time. Do you have any special requests on content?

Hi everyone! I really enjoyed reading some good Engrish again :-) Actually, for people living outside Nihon, there is even a chance of purchasing this infamous Hello Kitty Vibrator: http://www.cheesygraphics.com/karensmall.html

BTW: A great site, I enjoy it every time I come to it :-)

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Ulf

A funny comment I got the other day when I told about this site, is that they though the URL meant "tokyos hoes" and that it was a p0rn site. :D

"Tokyos Hoes" that is really funny. I've been telling everyone about that.

Is one of the funniest things that i have seen lately, thanx

I HAVE to get that Hello Kitty vibrator as a stocking stuffer for friends back home--they will think it's hilarious!!! Where is this shop located in Tokyo and how much was it?

Reine

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